Don't Trust a Roller, Never Trust a Roller, Won't Trust a Roller...

This goes out to everyone on wheels out there on campus... I dont care if you're on a bike, roller blades, razor scooter, skateboard, mo-ped, segway, those sneakers with the wheels in the heels... if your whip game is not proper - STAY AWAY FROM ME!!! Got me feelin like Kan'ye typing in all caps right now... But for real, I've had enough of people wrecklessly whizzing by me and I'm waiting on the day one of you skids out and eats it just so I can laugh at your ass. On a related note... If I happen to be driving, and you decide to step out into the street where there is no pedestrian walk away.. THATS ON YOU!! I will go Randy Moss on you and hit you with my whip. And I will take your bread for any damages that you may have caused to my car for not following the rules of the road. That is all